Expensive Baby Products Worth Investing In

And those that are a total f**king waste

We all have that friend. You know, the one who turns to you the second you announce your pregnancy and says, “Oh my god, you HAAAVE to get this for your baby. It’s a MUST.”

You nod in enthusiastic agreement, scribbling down the name of whatever contraption she just declared life-changing—desperate to avoid landing on the mom shit list before you’ve even given birth.

You tuck yourself into bed with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and go to add this magical item to your Babylist registry… only to see the price tag:
“What the actual f*ck does this thing do that it costs $600?”

As a mom of two under three with a, let’s call it... taste for the finer things and—okay, I’ll admit it—a proclivity for overspending and over-preparing, I’ve tested baby products across the entire price spectrum.